Top Ten MJK Songs: Number 5

Much like number seven, today’s comes from the same album and sports an equally awesome title.

Hooker With a Penis – Tool, Ænima

This is the song that I first learned about time changes with, and to this day remains one of the most fun bass lines I’ve ever learned. The lyrics of this song illustrate one of the best ways to tell someone to fuck off.

Before you point your finger you should know that I’m the man. If I’m the fucking man then you’re the fucking man as well so you can point that fucking finger up your ass.

Sheer gold.

Here’s the song incase you’re unfortunate enough to have never heard it before.


Author: Ryan

Ryan is a Quality Assurance Engineer II at BBM and graduated from Ryerson in 2012 with a degree in Computer Science. Ryan is a huge fan of video games, comic books, and rock music. Any opinions expressed are explicitly Ryan’s and do not reflect the opinions of his current, former or future employers in any way. You can follow him on Twitter: @ryan_boudreau