Much like number seven, today’s comes from the same album and sports an equally awesome title.

Hooker With a Penis – Tool, Ænima

This is the song that I first learned about time changes with, and to this day remains one of the most fun bass lines I’ve ever learned. The lyrics of this song illustrate one of the best ways to tell someone to fuck off.

Before you point your finger you should know that I’m the man. If I’m the fucking man then you’re the fucking man as well so you can point that fucking finger up your ass.

Sheer gold.

Here’s the song incase you’re unfortunate enough to have never heard it before.